Recently I have come to the conclusion that I kind of hate hipsters. Honestly, there was a point in my life where I believed only the trendiest of people were cool, but recently I have come to discover that for the most part, really trendy people are the worst. They tend to be the world's biggest hypocrites, often claiming to be extremely open-minded and down to earth. However, after spending just five minutes with one, it is clear that they only do, speak, and dress in a way that makes them appear "cool". They pride themselves on their individuality, yet they all look the same, say the same things, engage in the same activities, and like the same obscure mediocre music. Above all, the one thing that really gets me is that they all pretend to be poor. In reality, a hipster could never actually be poor because being a hipster is all about materialism; the clothes they wear cost a ton, those fixed gear bikes they all ride cost a ton, and their trendy little downtown apartments decorated in urban outfitter decor cost a shit ton. The end.